Quoth The Shortstop
.
Once upon a diamond clearly, while I wondered, weak and bleary,
Over many a strange and curious number of injury lore,
While I nodded, nearly slogging, suddenly there came a blogging,
As of some one gently clogging, clogging the I T D core.
“‘Tis some odd Joey,” I mumbled, “blogging the I T D core-
Only him, and nothing more.”
.
No-mah, his instinct I remember was near a bleak September,
And each and ev’ry dying member pulled him to the disabled list.
Untimely I wished Cabrera;- vainly Ned had sought Berroa
From my notes I ceased my sorrow- sorrow for the lost Nomore-
For the rare and disjointed hitter whom the angels name Nomore-
No-mah here for evermore.
.
And the strained collateral of the ligament medial
Chilled me- filled me with horrific pains I never felt before;
So that now, to still the ranting of my brain, I stayed recanting,
“‘Tis some dumb Joey requesting hearing of I T D core-
Some damn dumb Joey requesting hearing of I T D core-
This is him, and nothing more.”
.
Very soon my chants grew stronger; slowing first but then no longer,
“Hey,” said I, “or worse, truly you’re bullshi**ing and you’re a bore;
But the fact is I was logging, and so roughly you came blogging,
And so meekly you came clogging, clogging the I T D core,
That I was not sure I read you”- here I opined with the core;-
Madness there, and nothing more.
.
Deep into that madness thinking, long I sat there wondering, blinking,
Doubting, writing chants no bloggers ever dared to chant before;
But the silent blog went on, and as the afternoon wore on,
Very few comments were entered about the whispers, “Nomore!”
Thus I whisper, and the internet confirms the name, “Nomore!”-
Clearly shortstop, and nothing more.
.
Back to the word processor, I typed words from my professor,
Soon again I saw an article more convincing than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely he has yet another oblique strain:
Or could it be, then another abdominal muscle tore-
Let me see then, some ribcage muscle gore or his wrist is sore;-
Could again his groin be sore?
.
Open I the Daily News, and the LA Times it renews
In them they spoke of a shortstop who hit well in days of yore;
No bit of whining made he; not a call to mama made he;
But, without a strained left calf or his fractured hand of half-
Perched upon the dugout steps and just for the I T D core-
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
.
Then this ex Red Sox man came trippin’, my ‘magination’s rippin’
For another decent bat in the lineup we’d have in store
“Though your head’s not shorn and shaven, you,” I said, “art sure no Hu,
Oft injured Achilles tendon and how have you been mendin’
Tell me now whatever part of you could you have next be wore?”
Quoth the shortstop, “Nah – Nomore.”
.
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door-
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as “Nah – Nomore.”
.
But the shortstop, sitting lonely on the maple bench, spoke only
That one word, as if his game in that one word he did adore.
Nothing further then that he knew- not his body then he renewed-
Till I once again him rebuked, “other fiends DL’d before-
Oh tomorrow he will leave me, as our hopes get blown before.”
Then the man said, “Nah – Nomore.”
.
Startled at deep potential the lineup eight dimensional,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what he says is what he’s always said before,
Signed by unhappy Colletti played by JoJo and Grady
Injured oft and oftener till his ligaments all are tore-
Till the wretches he called his fans they could no longer be bore
Of ‘Never – Nah – Nomore.”
.
But the shortstop he came trippin’, my ‘magination rippin’,
Straight I tossed a maple bat at the shortstop, I T D core;
Then while I’m bourbon drinking, I re-blogged myself to linking
Trippin’ into trippin’, thinking what this ominous Sox of yore-
What this thin, unseemly, ghostly, gaunt and ominous Sox of yore
Meant in moaning “Nah- Nomore.”
.
Here I sat once recanting, but no curse words could be chanting,
To the man whose idiosyncratic tics are like a *****;
Touch the helmet, touch the bat, give us a couple of toe taps,
All after you’ve pulled on and off those glove adjustments of yours,
After all the crazy game delaying tactics – what’s in store,
He shall press, ah, nah Nomore!
.
Then methinks Dodgers are closer, almost first without a true closer,
Brox helped by Kuo, Beimel, Park, Johnson, and thank God not Proctor.
“Bum,” I cried, “that Conte thinks you’re ready – by God you’d best be
Get a hit, get a hit, if you don’t, you will be shown the door!
Send that bum Druw to the DL and don’t go there anymore!
Quoth the Shortstop, “Nah – Nomore.”
.
“Neddie!” said I, “thing of evil!- Neddie still, if Gint or devil!-
Whether Conte sent, or whether Colletti bought you from the store,
Deranged yet all non-fatigued, in this desert land enchanted- (had to keep 2nd half of this line for enchanted)
On this team your terror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is a division win in our future?- tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Shortstop, “Nah – Nomore.”
.
“JoJo!” said I, “thing of evil- Jojo still, if Yank or devil!
By Blue Heaven that bends above us- by Tommy we all adore-
Tell this blue soul with twenty years of drought and just one playoff win
We shall clap if the Dodgers win with a shortstop named Nomore
Clapped a rare and brittle shortstop whom the bloggers name Nomore.”
Quoth the Shortstop “Nah – Nomore.”
.
“Be that word our sign in Series, Sox or fiend,” I shrieked resurging-
“Get thee back into the lineup and into Joe’s resurgent core!
Leave no at bat without a struggle and gives us homers and doubles,
Don’t you come off the disabled list unless you can give us more
Put Berroa on the bench and send Fat Druw Jones out the door!
Quoth the Shortstop, “Nah – Nomore.”
.
And the Shortstop, never quitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On that freaking disabled list as we come into October;
And his obliques all are straining and the hamstring is retaining,
As we remember the five games he gave us in the August moor,
And my blue soul from within this, our Inside The Dodgers core
Shall be lifted- Nah – Nomore!
Now that the Duckballer is an Angel, which pitcher will the Dodgers sign to take his place? Justin Verlander? I don’t think that’s gonna happen, given his age (39) and his desired annual salary ($40M+).
LikeLiked by 1 person
I have no idea…maybe they will sign a Beaver this time?
When have you ever beatin me to a punch???
I will take answers on the newly scripted and time consuming new thread
LikeLike
Trevor Bauer!
LikeLike
Can this really end in a worse demeanor the the thing with Puig.
I guarantee you if Puig was a Dodger, folks would embrace him once again…
Bauer is no different if he succeds at winning baseball games!
LikeLike
I’m not so sure Bauer can still get folks out though…
I mean folks are gonna want to crash his party more-so now then ever before.
Mike Tyson has made seemingly good changes in his elder years.
He was te epitomy of recklessness in his heyday
I looove MIke!
LikeLike
Bauer isn’t eligible to pitch until 2024, and his contract will have expired. I don’t expect anyone in the organization would welcome him back anyway.
LikeLiked by 2 people
If he repented and was remorseful apologized and focused his energy on doing good things going forward.
It would be bad taste to stop him.
LikeLike
For a person with rocks in his head
I sure maximzed production…
And I was honest in doing so…or at least best a human can do.
Nobody is perfect!
I wish Friedman wasn’t so fixtated on loaning funds to folks during the season, but only donating the Suoerpac in the post season.
This takes the American spirit out of the equation you dipshit!
LikeLike
I have come to the conclusion that I am going to be as nice to people as I can, but also remain truthful. I truly do loooove everyone and I think that is what drives me to see everyone do better. Except me…I just take things day by day and think about Jesus whenever I can.
This is living the good life to me!
LikeLike
I tead today about the Church of LatterDay Saints new outlook on gay marriage. I agreed with it. God allows us to do whatever we please…He doesnt say we need to admire everything, just respect them.
I seen Bryce Harper cuss
He should channel that motivation in another manner, but I didn’t need to tell him that. He knew!
I truly respect Bryce Harper, as I am a true believer in Christ. Albiet with my sins of the Earth in tow…
I have zero close friends, but truth be told, so do we all.., If you are forunate enough to have one, other then your mother. You are on your way to being godlike.
You wont find out who your true friends are until you are no longer relevant to society!
This is all part of Gods plan – So instead of ladhing out in anger trust that e will avengne your mistreatment in a proper manner.
LikeLike
This General (The guy who was Trumps confident and is now Bidens confident) in charge of our military – is a ploitician who has no brass balls whatsoever!
If you don’t believe me
Read his wiki page.
If our youth truly informed themselves on what is and has happened in America. The forces of evil would have no platform!
LikeLike
Slavery was a horrible miment in time.
No question about that.
But to rehash those times instead of moving them forward through love and copasion for humanity is unGodly!
The majority of Americans have no issues with color or Cultural acceptance…
Plain and fucking simple!
LikeLike
What we do have
Is a self centered vision of the future
LikeLike
I drank an entire 5th of whisky.
And I still make perfect sense other then the cuss words
LikeLike
All I ask – is that you read my spill, then read Puigs agents spill.
LikeLike
I still loooove her
I really do!
LikeLike
People are human
We make sensless mistakes
Thats the gist of it man!!!
Obama makes mistakes
Turmp makes mistakes
My children make mistakes
I take te cake at mistakes for all intents and purposes
but
Im a goood guy!
Who cares more about you then myself!
And
I take so much pride this
I really do!
LikeLike
I care about others more so then myself…
I really fuccking do
And
I think God blesses me for this
I never wanted to be a millionaire.
I wanted to be Bobby Grinch in a Dodger uni!
I stil do fuckers!!!
LikeLike
Crash
Black Koufax
Sparkleplenty
LBirken
Yall have character hen is unmatched in the whole sceme of this blog…and nobody knows this blog better then I.
Prove me wrong!
I’m listening!
I am not a Republican nor a Democrat
I am a man of Americans
I am a man of Jesus even wih all of my faults
Red gal
Well
I never Loooved anyone more
Better to havelooooved and lost then tomhave never loooved more.
I prayed every night that she woukd be happy till the end of her days,
Truth be told
She’s still got er swagger…
I broke down and checked after a year or so.
I looove you both!
LikeLike
Now!
Since I am gonna have a hangover from Hell in the morning – I feel compeeled to push the limits on this event!
LikeLike
What day is it???
LikeLike
If FOX News would hore me.
I would so make Jessie look like AOC, with a better tan!
LikeLike
It’s doesnt take a bunch of wisdom to talk bad about folks… it takes employees willing to feed their family!
Plain and Simple
Now having said that…
I would consider myself an Neo-Anderthal if I was sucked into thus crap!
Aoc never says anythung positive.., Jessie is the same as her but not her!
I loooove Jessie
but He ain’t getting special treatment!
LikeLike
The World and especially Americans – Young & old a like were not raised to act this way!
LikeLike
I DO NOT CARE WHAT NATION YOU CALL YOUR HERITAGE!!
iF YOU RESPECT YOUR HERITAGE YOU WILL REPESCT OTHERS THE SAME!
LikeLike
REGARDESS !!
LikeLike
ZIP IT!!
JESSIE!
LikeLike
Media folks cannot talk shit out of thier ass – well at least not while on air and under a corps control/
If they choose to do so after hours that makes them human.
And if what they say about humanity as a whole, not just as individual with a privledgde life and platform, but as a caring human who wanting to help everyone, without being compansated.
Chuck Schumar is only agiant a border wall becuase once the wall is built, the dollars stop trickling in at high volumes/ – If they install cameras. the dollars continue tio flow and will only increase. The whole country us comliceant in this fucking deleemnia
The Republicans didn’t want to fix it !!
I just heard Linsey Graham day we have a dumb country
Fuck You Lindsey
LikeLike
I mean that too!!
You sound ridiculously entralled in evil sir!!
LikeLike
You want to know how to solve racism – without the return of Jesus.
Start caring about others more so then yourself.
Plain and simple!
This ain’t rocket science foks!!
LikeLike
LikeLike
Quit saying that folks hate other folks…
I was born with a disadvantage and more then one for that matter.
My family treates me like a black sheep
Always have
They do so while telling me that I am much smarter then them.
I don’t know about all that. I do pride myself on being as honest as humanly possible though…
And
Truth be told
Thats all I have aquirred other the a family who shuns me!
LikeLike
LikeLike
The only reason I get on Puig is because I looove the man1
LikeLike
I’m just waiting for him to truly loooove himself!
LikeLike
LikeLike
If I was in charge of the greatest organization n all if baseball – I would preach forgiveness,
Because if I didn;t do that
I could call myself or my organaization the greatest at anythung other then manipulation.
LikeLike
And they ain]t all that great at manipulation, as we have all seen….
Let that sink in kids!
LikeLike
Julio was robbed!!!
LikeLike
That is my last comment upon this blog.
Thanks Crash!
I’m moving on!
LikeLike
I went outside tonight
I went as far as the steps leading away from the porch.
I sat down and waited for UBER.
Uber never came, so…
I’m back inside again!
LikeLike
UBEr is evil
They told me arrival time was 3 minutes, then it was 4 minutes, then it was 5 minutes, and when it said 6 minutes. I decided to go back inside and go to bed. That was about 36 minutes ago.
LikeLike
Bellinger to Boston for Enrique.
But
He must grow the stash
And hit like a movie-star!!!
LikeLike
Banana Man
You won’t be playing everyday.
But you will get paid like you play everyday!
Ready – Go Puerto Enrique
LikeLike
Tough Luck for Julio, I trust he will use this loss to better himself next season, in fact that is my concern for those remaining, to do better. From Doc to belli to muncy to lux and CT3.
So I hear Kershaw will be back, working that contract. Justin Turner? another one that should retire in Blue. So we have pitching problems, I agree with Crash; Verlander is expensive, perhaps Friedman think tank can pick a pitcher effective, durable and cheaper.
This goes from the SP to the BP, pitching the sword that wins. and do we have a SS issue, not if Gavin lux , can play and hit, and then there are the big Free agents, I wait to see by February what the Dodgers Roster looks like.
Also I am a bit upset that Dodger Stadium came in as the 5th dirtiest sports venue in the country. Oakland was first, yea I can support that choice. I have been to both stadiums. Dodger stadium doesnt deserve that! I think there is some national distaste for the Dodgers spilling out. Not understanding that, I hope I am wrong.
So I will let the hungover multiple personalities of D4 now launch another 40 comments to this Hot Stove conversation. Ya da Ya da badda bing
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wont happen. It’s all yours.
LikeLike
My hangover was gone by midnight.
LikeLike
I am up to 6
Whoops
7 CONSECUTIVE HIT’S NOW…
Caps were stuck on lock…
LikeLike
Cody Bellinger is no longer a Dodger. He is now a free agent.
LikeLike
Trayce Thompson can take his place. He is damaged, but could heal and be what he use to be, he is just gonna find that way without the Dodgers. Edwin Rios is gone too. It will be interesting to see what friedman and team come up with for the Dodgers roster. There are some holes to mend Pitching always, but now SS. although Lux could go there.
LikeLike
https://www.mlb.com/prospects/dodgers
Outman
Pages
Vargas
Amaya
and
some 27 year old utility guy.
Not to mention Mookie is basically a utility guy.
LikeLike
Once a Dodger – Always a Dodger
Good Luck Belli – I still believe in ya!
LikeLike
Imma dedicate this one to the Belli’s
Go get ’em kid!
LikeLike
LikeLike
It’s World Ungar Day!
LikeLike
Dat’s a little Chico-State humor.
LikeLike
LikeLike
8
LikeLiked by 1 person
LikeLiked by 1 person
LikeLike
I titled my breakfast – 57 Hot Cake Hill.
I took the flag down and rolled it up
LikeLike
Excuse me candle-flag. I couldn’t burn it due to the falling embers and the maple syrup.
But
She is a good’un!
LikeLike
LikeLike
That’s Indiana Lyinstone…
I’m fencing something in….
LikeLike
I seen this show about Castles, so I wondered if I could draw one…
LikeLike
LikeLiked by 1 person
18
and
LikeLike
LikeLike
A hem, sum hums
1-2-3-
Cake
Fluffy likes cake & so do I.
Chocolate, dark, or German
I don’t mind
Fluff loves what kind
Lemon
Oh that’s right
oh yeah
Fluffy likes cake & so…..
Sooo-oooh, do I
LikeLike
LikeLike
I LOOOVE Lemon cake and the cookies too…
LikeLike
Bubba came to visit…He said he missed me and really liked me.
I told him not to open the door/doors. That he was to come get me. His response was two part. He said he was a good kid now, that he was a first grader. And later told me he I have rules, that at home there are no rules. Which sums up my ability to raise my kids in a nutshell.
I have a new game we play…It’s called
Tough Fluffy’s!
I tell him tough fluffy’s when he wont eat something. He still wont eat meat and prefers pancakes and pb&j. Or cookies, candy. chips…
So I have him eating more of the tough fluffy stuff. It is sorta working…he is pretty stubborn since he has zero rules as a 7 year old.
He told me he was a tough fluffy. So I took him over to Instagrampy and showed him who Fluffy was…he laughed, then said my sketch didn’t look like him. I had to lay down a new rule after that one!
LikeLike
He is a good kid – we have fun!
LikeLike
Trea Turners offensive production will be hard to replicate.
LikeLike
Yes it will, Trea Turner didnt like LA, I guess, I dont know. We couldnt meet Seagers long term contract desire, so I dont see how we would extend that to Trea. Everything is quiet on the Blue trading front. Technically Kershaw, Turner brothers, Bellinger and Rios are FAs, along with others; but have not signed anywhere, so a new deal could be made for their return, but me thinks the brain trust is going to encourage new blue blood, of the above perhaps Kershaw and Justin will return as Veteran talent, to keep the clubhouse stable.
LikeLike
Kershaw already inked a deal for $17 million – I think. I know he said he waslate getting started last season due to the lockout and I think he contributes that to everlasting health…which makes some sense, but he’s still old. Notold like me, but for a baseball player. Turner can agree to a deal if he chooses. They are both gonna have to find a meduim and settle there I think. JT has value as a DH…a damn good DH at that. I read he was the best hitter in the league the last 3rd of the season…I think Friedman stated it as well?
Bobby Miller was impressive in striking folks out so, maybe he’s really close…we shall find out? Pepiot looked like he would work…and they have some good fielders as well in the mix plus a catcher to die for on the 40 man now.
Trying to replaceboth Jitty and Titty in the line-up id going to be difficult.
Trea hails from Florida…I understand him wanting to play close to that area.
LikeLike
Koufax – You are the only person whom still makes an effort around here.
So I guess I’m talking to you.
Truth be told
I don’t know that I have anything left to contribute.
I have around 5000 avatars, give or take a 1000???
I know-I know
I always say these things.
I think, my motivation is dwindling.
Has been for a while.
I’m running out of imagination to contribute…
Yesterday was a tough day.
A really tough day!
Worse then the day last week, when my mother informed me that she had a mole on her back, just like my dad did.
She came to see me yesterday and get some things.
I haven’t wanted to see anyone other then her – So we hadn’t seen each other in a while.
The old man came with her. That upset me.
I told him so.
I told him that when he vacated this house and left a pile of dogshit on the newly remolded carpet upstairs. He made his statement of his feelings for me.
That I never cared to have another conversation with him.
That will most likely be the final time I see my mom.
I am glad that Bubba was here with me at the time.
He is so loving to everyone…and he does it because he means it.
Not because he is doing someone a favor, nor because he has anything to gain. He is still righteous I guess you could say.
I’m looking forward to my next chapter in life.
It’s gonna be a doozy, and most likely a little dizzy at times too.
Go Dodgers!
LikeLike
As far as my artwork goes.
I can do a much better job then I am at the moment.
I see and understand a lot more then I ever have.
I just can’t get comfortable enough to enjoy myself. It, the concentration aspect of it, has become a grinding chore. I have a hard time getting started and lose focus early…sober or not!
LikeLike
Through the Door .
LikeLike
The thing about the dogshit on the good carpet next to the empty beer bottles say’s a bunch.
Sure they were tired, but just a few short weeks earlier. I asked for permission to get a dog. And the old man told me as long as I pick up the dog shit!
Hasn’t come back except to get his stuff since saying that, and the yard is full of his dogs shit, which was fine, he’s old and tired. No big deal…but he had the strength to lift and tip a bottle of beer, he could have taken care of the dog shit upstairs in that bedroom. And if he couldn’t have. My brother was with him at the time, as well as the neighbors.
LikeLike
I’ve wanted to move out of this house 50 times
Part of me couldn’t afford too
but
I could of found ways to manage.
Most of me thought about my mom alone in here by herself.
And I told her I wouldn’t let that happen.
So I never really thought seriously about vacating.
I knew she was going to go to my brothers, but every-time I tried to talk to her about it she told me she wasn’t.
I lived up to my end of our deal.
and
I am proud of that!
Now we can all let go and move forward!
I pray for everyone each and everyday
I realize that my mother needs him to survive and vis-versa.
I hope they both live to be a 100.
I really do.
I also told my siblings I never wanted to speak with them ever again either,
This is how I was raised.
LikeLike
I have a glutton of things to be thankful for this holiday season.
I still love everyone.
Just want to do it from a silent distance from here on out.
Smile and be nice to the people whom are in my life.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Peace to All!
LikeLike
HappY Thanksgiving to You D4. You get to choose your friends, but Family you don’t, so it can be difficult. I know it is that way for you, but be resilient, things can change by circumstance or faith. You cant control anything except for maybe the six feet around you. Stay positive. Live for Peace, Love and Kindness, if you spread that around, then you have done your best, Haters will just hate. Believe me, living in the land of band wagon giants fans has built character and armour to outlast all their insults. I just can’t say “show me your WS ring” to them anymore, since 2010, kinda disappointing, it ended debates rather quickly.
LikeLike
I apprec iate the words of encouragement, but this bridge has come down.
I can forgive if asked, but I’m moving on.
Bubba says, I’m his favorite.
I’ll take that and call it good.
LikeLike
Again – I don’t hate anyone.
Just wanna be alone.
Have a fabulous Thanksgiving.
LikeLike
My mother asked me if I missed her. I told her that I did tremedously.
Too bad she went to the one. or three places I have never been invited.
20 years and I have never been invited to my siblings house.
I’m not going now.
When Covid started I suggested that we pitch in together and get a side of beef. They told me they would have to think about it. They did, then they bought a side of beef with my brother. They didn’t tell me or include me.
Yesterday my momasked me if I wanted some beef. Mind you they already dragged it out of here once, now they want to bring it back.
This made me feel like an outsider once again.
I accepted the offer as to make my mom feel good.
I wont eat it!
I will either donate it to charity or leave it in the freezer where it is now.
My family cant just cut the parts of me away and discard them like skin cancer when they choose and also be welcoming when they choose to do so.
They are better folks then I.
I got it!
I’m also ok with it!
LikeLike
My mom has been gone for a while. Even when she was here at the house. She didn’t like to participate in stuff with me. I’d offer to cook or help her and him and they’d say no just about each time. Then my brother would call and they would go do the same thi ng with him.
I left them alone for the most part up here. The old man would do my laundry , so that I wouldn’t stay up here all day. He really dislikes me and it was highly evident when I was in his area. So I just stayed away.
I was raised LDS and I believe that they believe that we do choose our family in the pre-existant. So I chose to follow my mother down here. It was a good decision, one I will never regret.
Her and my father were having a difficult time bearing children before that. She promised God she would raise me in the Lords manner. She did. I love Jesus, and think of both him and my parents all of the time.
I will continue to pray for us all.
That all I can do.
My mom didn’t even say goodbye, give me a hug, she just looked at me and said where is my package. She was depressed because she misses her freedom and I suppose because, I’m not conforming this time.
Like I said, she almost fell going down the stairs, but she will be moving back into the trailer in the spring.
But it’s time to move on.
LikeLike
Bubba saying I was his favorite was uplifting…I know he tells all his faves that.
But still.
I’m really gonna miss him. I will do my best to come back and visit him though.
I’m leaving the State of Idaho
LikeLike
The main reason I am thinking about leaving this blog. Is that when I leave here, I don’t care to share my life with certain folks from Idaho who read this site anymore.
I will instead focus on sharing things with lovable folks in person.
LikeLike
It has nothing to do with the likes of Los Angeles or California.
LikeLike
I don’t dislike Idaho
I dislke the extreme heat in the summer and my lungs can’t take the extreme cold anymore.
LikeLike
I won’t last a week outside right now.
LikeLike
Bubba told me he liked Emma
He said Emma had white hair and that Emma was beautiful, and he emphasised beautiful both with his eyes and his lungs.
So I showed him this and gave him my headphones.
His lips began singing
.
You’re Beautiful
You’re Beautiful
You’re Beatiful
It’s True!
I smiled :0)
LikeLike
Thanksgiving came early for me this season as Bubba showed up, mornng after my birthday. He’s been trough a lot of changes as his folks split up, and his mama is always working now. So she is always tired. Which really made him gravate back towards me. But he has also matured in a sense as well. He’s a first grader now! So on that note, I gifted him my mouse trapping gun. I told him the rules. No shooting it without daddy. His daddy is an avid hunter and Bubba said he was gonna show him how to shoot a deer. I asked him what he was going to do with the deer since he doesn’t eat meat, and his reponse was – I’m gonna eat it! I told him if he takes hunters safety classes and they pass him. I’ll buy him a camo bib, with a golden bbq fork!
Imma try to start a new tradition and invent Thanksgiving bacon, before he embarks upon his journey home.
Then since I put a lot of my energy into making him happy this week. Imma deep fry a PB&J sando later and just chill.
Then I’m going to create my final masterpiece…
I’m going to figure my life out.
I’m short on my meds, so I have to find a doctor and someplace willing to gift me the expensive one that my insurance won’t cover. Or adjust to oxygen I guess. I don’t want to do that though.
Anyhow, Happy Thanksgiving once again.
Say a prayer for my mother and her others…
I know I will.
LikeLike
LikeLike
I had a dream last night, that when I walked into the kitchen Dustin May was digging through my fridge. Just helpin himself like he belonged. We engaged in a little small talk over taters and gravy. I have no clue what time of day it was in my dream. Judd remember thinking
What the heck are you doing here.
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
I think Imma play
The Price is Right…
Mookiehanger version.
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
Jus about there…
LikeLike
Will this be the quietest off-season and biggest player turnover we have seen for the Dodgers in recent memory? Time will tell. I think the Dodgers will resign Justin Turner and we know Kershaw will be back for another season. I also think it is highly unlikely Bellinger will be back. Beyond those players, we are in a wait and see mode. I don’t see Bauer in a Dodger uniform and while the idea of resigning Puig is intriguing, I don’t see that happening either. Too much personal baggage for both players. I do expect management to surprise me with something I did not anticipate or think would happen. Stay tuned.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Agree, with all.
Stranger things have happened then Bauer returning is all I was getting at. I don’t want him back.
Anyone know how many times Friedman has signed a Boras free-agent?
LikeLike
I don’t care to see Puig resigned either.
LikeLike
I’d love it if Jitty and Titty were resigned.
LikeLike
The Irish Setter in me say’s sorry Birk…
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
The winter meetings are less then a week away. Will the Dodgers be active or will they play the waiting game on some bigger names?
LikeLike
It seems that in the past they gobbled up fringe pieces early. Lately though(recent times) – free agent signings lag on until the last possible second.
I’m getting much quicker drawing my artwork as well as more accurate…I still haven’t applied the mind power to master the values and the color process. Mainly. because it’s still not a natural process, so it’s like a puzzle and I’m not a fan of puzzles. Plus, I’m not all that comfy.
.
I haven’t thought about the roster much, other then the Turner production and manufacturing this in 23. I think they have enough young arms to fill in the season, they can always use a top crop arm. I just would prefer one who is most likely to play 162 game season.
Anyone watching soccer?
I haven’t seen one game yet….
LikeLike
one match, yet…
LikeLike
Tyler Anderson was an absolute pleasure to have on the team.
He’s gonna be missed.
I suspect that 3rd year was the key to that deal?
LikeLike
I should apologize for my rant the past week or so…
The way this transition has been delivered is highly stressful.
It was elevated with the freezing temps.
and
My mothers difficulties as of late.
I am sorry…
With Bubbas parents splitting up, I am going to see what I can find close to him, he still needs my help.
He was really happy to see me.
LikeLike
Judge stated he wanted to play in NY.
NY stated they will not be outbid…
That pretty much sums that up other then they art of the deals.
Verlander is old.
We have enough old players that may be sipping Ensure instead of Gatorade in October.
Verlander is the man though…
Lux ain’t Trea, but he can play.
It will be a bit rough, cause he jumps when he doesn’t need too sometimes and that is not what you expect from the everyday shortstop.
That aside – he will adjust and be fine.
Trayce Thompson…
Make it or break it, this season?\Can he be consistent on offense and will he be on the roster?
LikeLike
Vesia – needs to dial it in.
He has been a big arm in the pen in the past.
Gonzales should be back?
Ferguson is another year stronger and has a pedigree now.
I just peaked at the roster…
Old and injured
Old and injured
Old and invisible
Young and invisible
Names like
Treinen
Hudson
Reed
Bruil
Almonte
Bickford
The player last season who won my admiration and respect was what’s his name…
I can’t remember – he was really good, but not really noticeable…
I’ll figure it out after a morning tune…
LikeLike
LikeLike
I have never seen Clay Thompson shoot a basketball, yet Michael Thompson was one of my favorite Lakers/Blazers…seems to me, he was just money when they needed him to be.
LikeLike
I was trying to find out how many Boras players Andrew has signed, when I decided to read this.
Is Bauer his worst accusation to date, I mean he didn’t cost much moneywise…did he?
They got great value as far as on the hill, during the Bauer speel.
In saying this – I doubt he would pull that yo-yo back up and give it another spin.
LikeLike
https://www.draysbay.com/2011/3/10/2033559/extra-2-week-trade-strings-past-and-present
LikeLike
I would bet Andrew thinks about getting greedy like that again, for a long-long time.
You know, because he’s smarter then I…
I’d have Iron Mike in the minors, training to be my next great backstop. I don’t care that he’s 55.
LikeLike
Apparently Will Smith and Barney Half-Bench are napping along the far end of the dugout floor.
Doc shakes his head as he calls for Tyson!
Geren smiles because he doesn’t have to suit up.
LikeLike
After several passed balls with a runner on third – the game remains scoreless.
They have titled 3rd base the Spinks corner…
and
As a result have employed an eternal shift.
LikeLike
Mychal Thompson…
LikeLike
My final season playing baseball. My battery-mate – went to jail for assault and battery upon two police officers.
He never missed a ballgame.
I didn’t argue with that guy…he didn’t say much though
LikeLike
We talked so very little
I don’t remember his name…
Just his long, dark Jesus hair.
LikeLike
When he came out for a mound visit wearing the white uni…I wanted to take a knee and pray.
LikeLike
I never seen that guy off of the field.
Not even in the parking lot!
LikeLike
Scherzer was a Boras client
Gallo too
Bryant
Cole
Strasburgh
Carlos Correa
Arozarena
Altuve
.
Andrew has no issues with Boras clients locked up on upside down deals.
He just prefers them to be near the end and not the beginning.
I’m guessing…
LikeLike
In a world full of dreamers
What if Bellinger did resign with the Dodgers and hit well enough to be worth attaching a pick, in 24.
Is that even possible legally. I forget?
How hard would Andrew punch to win that right?
A) Ali
B) Tyson
C) Butterbean
D) George Forman’s Grill – complete-set with golden shish-ka-bob sticks
LikeLike
Boras states that they would prefer a one year deal…
How much?
LikeLike
$9 million
LikeLike
35 cents???
LikeLike
LikeLike
Bellinger was once compared to Ted Williams.
Boston might look nice on him.
Big Belli
You Know ItDon’t Throw It!!
LikeLike
Boston has Hosmer, a rookie with potential
and
Kike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
The beer boys think you should lower his mouth, then paint some snow…
LikeLike
I started over and then started over two more times…
LikeLike
I am learning though…
LikeLike
Imma put my glasses on now…forgot I had them.
LikeLike
Huddle up!
Huddle up!
D4 says…
He’s gonna give ‘er another go-round.
D4 also says that he shall wear his glasses this time
Good Luck D4
Here is a motivational tune
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
This ain’t exactly HARverrrrrrred…
LikeLike
LikeLike
When I lived next to the rodeo arena, there was an old building/warehouse that wasonce a honkey-tonk called Judge Roy Beans. It was full of antiques when I was there. Once in a blue moon, I would work moving stuff around for the caretaker. It was plumb full.
LikeLike
LikeLike
I thought I was your 3 am thing???
LikeLike
You are wearing the road grey’s today…
LikeLike
LikeLike
I’m working on pen pressure control…light and dark – cool and warm.
I really suck at this part. but I’ve never really [ut fotth much effort, okve in a bglue-moon/
Imma work in making it part of my everyday draw
LikeLike
I’m working on improving…it’s dark1
LikeLike
LikeLike
I had to take a nap after shoveling snow.
I’m old and sore…
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
Biden went to Boulder!
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
I guess I took a little nap…
Got that gorgeous Deep dish on my mind now…
LikeLike
Not sure where this next scene is going, but I ‘ve never consumed pizza in a castle….
LikeLike
LikeLike
I enjoy the castle walk show…
LikeLike
Okay
Where to next???
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
I’m done goofin with the pretty judge for a bit. I like the castle-shows, they remind me of when we built Edwards Theatre in Boise. The owner and his wife walked through the gigantic building. And all of the power equipment shut off as they passed…it was a domino effect…his wife was also really pretty and strutting ahead of his group by about 10 paces. So funny. He just kept walking and talking…
LikeLike
We had hundreds of workers in there…
LikeLike
She wore a red, white and blue leather bomber jacket…
LikeLike
OK
Where to next…
LikeLike
The ice bucket…
Arthritis…
LikeLike
LikeLike
DYNASTY!
DYNASTY!
DYNASTY!
DYNASTY!
DYNASTY!
DYNASTY!
DYNASTY!
DYNASTY!
LikeLike
This has been one of my fave’s since the first time I heard it
LikeLike
I’m try and paint me a hillbillie…
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
Dagen intrigued me due to her subtle skin tones, but I felt she needed a friend, so Emily had a different texture all together and this was easier then painting her in a tank. And the backdrop looks like a pink popcorn machine…
LikeLike
Yasiel has withdrawn his guilty plea about lying. Nevermind that he made over 700 bets with the bookie in question.
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
Lots of folks blaming other folks for things they’ve done wrong these days…or using one bad thought process in the past, in order to justify their own present and future.
My folks taught me this behavior was not acceptable, not saying that I am free of this sin myself, it’s a human reaction, but one that we need to learn to think about before reacting.
What I m saying is that politicians and folks in Hollywood are making this thought process mainstream and acceptable. Which will have all of our kids thinking this is the norm.
LikeLike
I Have been forcing myself to draw/paint for a while now. I just can’t get comfortable and I get tired after noon or so.
I use the characters I create to keep my learning process alive. I always learn something, I usually forget it a few times before it sinks in, but even scribbling I learn something.
I am going to work in my mom again here soon.
LikeLike
Crash, we know you don’t fly with the team…
but
The team would greatly appreciate it, if you’d fly over to the admin page and announce what is going on this week in baseball.
Can we get a count of team members that would embrace a new thread.
1) D4 (Final Offer)
LikeLike
2) D4 ( Griffey-Lux)
LikeLike
3) D4 (BARNEY BRITO)
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
Strahan Dancer – maybe you’ve seen him…
Michael Jackson moves
Little Lawrence Taylor too…
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
Dang!
Dat Barney Brito guy’s been busy!
4) D4 (BLUE BASEBALL GUY)
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
I need to draw Rachel marching away with a shoe-horn/soxaphone…
LikeLike
Imma call it a chancla-sox’ja..
The chancla-sox’ja stomp…
It’ll be bigger then the Twist
LikeLike
If I make her my NFL ref on Sundays that is…
LikeLike
Blue Baseball Guy…
How many cups of coffee have you consumed today?
12?
24?
5) D4 (Kershaw Shape)
LikeLike
I’m tired from shoveling snow…
The pizza angel saved my dAy…
LikeLike
LikeLike
Did the Captain go to Philly with Trea?
LikeLike
LikeLike
6) D4 (Young Rainbow K)
LikeLike
I call her Pizza Angel
LikeLike
LikeLike
WANDA’S WORLD
LikeLike
Have you ever wanda’d watters a matter with the world?
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
Angel DanaDolly
LikeLike
So Trea to Philly, his brother is unknown, Kershaw is back! I suspect the rest of SS available, coreia, swanson, etc will get more offers now. I second having a new thread up, Hot stove #2, kinda like a Frank Zappa , oh and since music is important here, RIP Christine Mc Vie, I was shocked, bought her first solo album from 1970, very nice blues album. Oh that is right we picked up shelby miller, not impressed but if Prior can get him right, good stuff, same with Jake reed.
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
B DUFFY 2’S
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
The Cubbies gauranteed Belli $17.5 million.
A) Dumb
B) Not Dumb
C) Wont survive COVID
LikeLike
E) Should I paint Barney Brito?
LikeLike
…guaranteed
LikeLike
Nevermind
I have decided to paint a Barneyfly…It will hopefully resemble a butterfly.
LikeLike
LikeLike
I’m getting quicker
LikeLike
This is where 2023 begins…
Imma work on flapping his arms…then we will see what he can do next.
This will be more fun then being a captain.
LikeLike
LikeLike
I inhaled as much air as I could – to make my face as skinny, as I could, then snapped a selfie of Jason Ungar.
LikeLike
LikeLike
LikeLike
I miss Ungar…his stories were highly comical.
LikeLike
I put some ice melt down for the delivery guy the other day. Now, I have it tracked inside.
So…
I also have a
PanofMr.Clean and a mawwwwwwp…
LikeLike
Here’s one of me doing me while resting, again…
LikeLike
I feel like one of the Wright Brothers.
LikeLike
LikeLike
Ooh
Oh yeah
Uh-huh, ah!
Jump back, what’s that sound?
Here she comes, full blast and top down
Hot shoe, burning down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline
LikeLike
I think I can make his arm flap…
LikeLike
LikeLike
I’m thinking about making Mook do the butterchurn
LikeLike
LikeLike
Thats a wrap…
LikeLike
New thread is up (finally).
LikeLike