Quoth The Shortstop
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Once upon a diamond clearly, while I wondered, weak and bleary,
Over many a strange and curious number of injury lore,
While I nodded, nearly slogging, suddenly there came a blogging,
As of some one gently clogging, clogging the I T D core.
“‘Tis some odd Joey,” I mumbled, “blogging the I T D core-
Only him, and nothing more.”
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No-mah, his instinct I remember was near a bleak September,
And each and ev’ry dying member pulled him to the disabled list.
Untimely I wished Cabrera;- vainly Ned had sought Berroa
From my notes I ceased my sorrow- sorrow for the lost Nomore-
For the rare and disjointed hitter whom the angels name Nomore-
No-mah here for evermore.
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And the strained collateral of the ligament medial
Chilled me- filled me with horrific pains I never felt before;
So that now, to still the ranting of my brain, I stayed recanting,
“‘Tis some dumb Joey requesting hearing of I T D core-
Some damn dumb Joey requesting hearing of I T D core-
This is him, and nothing more.”
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Very soon my chants grew stronger; slowing first but then no longer,
“Hey,” said I, “or worse, truly you’re bullshi**ing and you’re a bore;
But the fact is I was logging, and so roughly you came blogging,
And so meekly you came clogging, clogging the I T D core,
That I was not sure I read you”- here I opined with the core;-
Madness there, and nothing more.
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Deep into that madness thinking, long I sat there wondering, blinking,
Doubting, writing chants no bloggers ever dared to chant before;
But the silent blog went on, and as the afternoon wore on,
Very few comments were entered about the whispers, “Nomore!”
Thus I whisper, and the internet confirms the name, “Nomore!”-
Clearly shortstop, and nothing more.
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Back to the word processor, I typed words from my professor,
Soon again I saw an article more convincing than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely he has yet another oblique strain:
Or could it be, then another abdominal muscle tore-
Let me see then, some ribcage muscle gore or his wrist is sore;-
Could again his groin be sore?
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Open I the Daily News, and the LA Times it renews
In them they spoke of a shortstop who hit well in days of yore;
No bit of whining made he; not a call to mama made he;
But, without a strained left calf or his fractured hand of half-
Perched upon the dugout steps and just for the I T D core-
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
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Then this ex Red Sox man came trippin’, my ‘magination’s rippin’
For another decent bat in the lineup we’d have in store
“Though your head’s not shorn and shaven, you,” I said, “art sure no Hu,
Oft injured Achilles tendon and how have you been mendin’
Tell me now whatever part of you could you have next be wore?”
Quoth the shortstop, “Nah – Nomore.”
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Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door-
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as “Nah – Nomore.”
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But the shortstop, sitting lonely on the maple bench, spoke only
That one word, as if his game in that one word he did adore.
Nothing further then that he knew- not his body then he renewed-
Till I once again him rebuked, “other fiends DL’d before-
Oh tomorrow he will leave me, as our hopes get blown before.”
Then the man said, “Nah – Nomore.”
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Startled at deep potential the lineup eight dimensional,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what he says is what he’s always said before,
Signed by unhappy Colletti played by JoJo and Grady
Injured oft and oftener till his ligaments all are tore-
Till the wretches he called his fans they could no longer be bore
Of ‘Never – Nah – Nomore.”
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But the shortstop he came trippin’, my ‘magination rippin’,
Straight I tossed a maple bat at the shortstop, I T D core;
Then while I’m bourbon drinking, I re-blogged myself to linking
Trippin’ into trippin’, thinking what this ominous Sox of yore-
What this thin, unseemly, ghostly, gaunt and ominous Sox of yore
Meant in moaning “Nah- Nomore.”
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Here I sat once recanting, but no curse words could be chanting,
To the man whose idiosyncratic tics are like a *****;
Touch the helmet, touch the bat, give us a couple of toe taps,
All after you’ve pulled on and off those glove adjustments of yours,
After all the crazy game delaying tactics – what’s in store,
He shall press, ah, nah Nomore!
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Then methinks Dodgers are closer, almost first without a true closer,
Brox helped by Kuo, Beimel, Park, Johnson, and thank God not Proctor.
“Bum,” I cried, “that Conte thinks you’re ready – by God you’d best be
Get a hit, get a hit, if you don’t, you will be shown the door!
Send that bum Druw to the DL and don’t go there anymore!
Quoth the Shortstop, “Nah – Nomore.”
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“Neddie!” said I, “thing of evil!- Neddie still, if Gint or devil!-
Whether Conte sent, or whether Colletti bought you from the store,
Deranged yet all non-fatigued, in this desert land enchanted- (had to keep 2nd half of this line for enchanted)
On this team your terror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is a division win in our future?- tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Shortstop, “Nah – Nomore.”
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“JoJo!” said I, “thing of evil- Jojo still, if Yank or devil!
By Blue Heaven that bends above us- by Tommy we all adore-
Tell this blue soul with twenty years of drought and just one playoff win
We shall clap if the Dodgers win with a shortstop named Nomore
Clapped a rare and brittle shortstop whom the bloggers name Nomore.”
Quoth the Shortstop “Nah – Nomore.”
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“Be that word our sign in Series, Sox or fiend,” I shrieked resurging-
“Get thee back into the lineup and into Joe’s resurgent core!
Leave no at bat without a struggle and gives us homers and doubles,
Don’t you come off the disabled list unless you can give us more
Put Berroa on the bench and send Fat Druw Jones out the door!
Quoth the Shortstop, “Nah – Nomore.”
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And the Shortstop, never quitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On that freaking disabled list as we come into October;
And his obliques all are straining and the hamstring is retaining,
As we remember the five games he gave us in the August moor,
And my blue soul from within this, our Inside The Dodgers core
Shall be lifted- Nah – Nomore!
Lux has shown us his ability to swing the bat. Now it’s time to flash his glove.
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His glove is fine, it’s his thinking process… White man -wanna jump when white man, needs to stay grounded, remember.
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That one – is still funny.
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Not as funny as Trea telling Vargas to stay on his side of the field, but still…
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Whose in center?
And can he or she, handle playing both diving and running and leaping and bumping into things plus go bangers on offense???
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Maybe Mookie is going to become a prototype right center, commander, fielder, no relation to Cecil?
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Trayce Thompson in center field and James Outman in left field. Chris Taylor will play all over the field including infield, outfield, catcher, and pitcher.
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Whose James Outman??
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Is there an infielder named Indy??
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I’m any event
I envision Mookie to channel Satchel Paige when he can no longer run and just strike the young folks out.
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I have a new gimmick
Titled
What Does Outnan Identify as Today?
Today Outman identified as an out, an rbi double and a bag of bbq flavored sunflower seeds.
He shall indentify again tomorrow.
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I love Trayce
Do you think he can hang?
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Does this mean CT3 is our new closer?
Cause he ain’t young!
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CT3 is a mid-life crisis kid looking to purchase a Bugatti.
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How many times will I say – I miss Kenley???
How many times will I say -I miss Beaz?
Will I say I miss Romo??
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How many times will I say – I miss Kenley???
How many times will I say -I miss Baez
Will I say I miss Romo??
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Who shall slug the seasons fort homer?
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Who shall slug the seasons fort homer?
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Is the second baseman allowed to dig potholes and build speed bumps in order to slow baserunnrts down.
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Who shall slug the seasons fort homer?
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Is the second baseman allowed to dig potholes and build speed bumps in order to slow baserunnrts down.
Cause if so can we get him some shovel nosed cleats???
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Who shall slug the seasons fort homer?
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Is the second baseman allowed to dig potholes and build speed bumps in order to slow baserunnrts down.
Cause if so can we get him some shovel nosed cleats???
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How to beat the pitch clock… institute obstacles on the base paths. The speedy base runner caught to much air on the speed bump and had to make a u turn
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Breaking News
Andrew has agreed to a minor league deal with 5 kids from Catapillar U.
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Ironically two of them are named Hoe, they identify, as the front and back brothers…
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Andrew claims to also have his eye on the younger sibling…
Orbital rotating 360 Hoe.
This kid may just be an 8 tool player…
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Charles FinleyAndrew Friedman revolutionized the utilty player…
He has now taken – top billing in the upper eshelons of flamboyant baseball minds
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He humbly stated
I couldn’t of done it without the Hoes…
When asked for comment.
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What if someone builds a robotic baseball team that can outplay humans…
The Mookavella Tracksters vs Rollerderby Kings
Cause they can probably do it…
I seen a golf bag that could flat out move…on 4 legs.
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Is there a new guy in the booth???
Does it take more players with a mic then a glove and ball?
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OH YEAH…
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15 minute
Don’t rock the boat granny study
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I heard the new young guy who will fill in for MC Joey D. He was good at talking. Don’t remember his name yet though…
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Orel will need to show him all of the MC Joey D tricks he has learned over the past few seasons. School the new guy a tad.
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Pineaples all the way around…
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I’ve been really tired and sore as of late…my foot and back again…
I’m also struggling to paint, but enjoying it at times.
In the morning when I turn on the HD pad…It blinds me.
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How come nobody voted for Andre Ethier for the Hall of Fame?
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They were prolly unsure of whether his legs could support the move or not and errorred in the side of caution.
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I don’t feel like painting right now…
but
I’m doing it anyways.
It’s hard to focus after doing the household chores.
I’m hoping to have some football stuff done by the weekend.
Starting with Strahan.
I’m also ready for baseball…
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Say
D4, NO GO NOWHERE
8 times, as fast as you can to win
the
D4, NO GO NOWHERE – WORLD SERIES
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I think the seasons potential is already on the rise…
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There’s a monster
Living in a house, [upon my fore-head],
No whisper, no ear
Just blast-off, upwards, from – [huh-here!]
HEY NOW!
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Gonna need all 18 of them, there, purdy-dolly.
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OH!
OH!
OH!
MACARONI-COOKIES AND WILD PEACH
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The 100th comment goes as follows…
Do y’all reckon the 23 Dodgers can win 100 games and the World Series?
A) Yes and Yes
B) There isn’t an option past A
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RED ROVER
COME-IN
OVER
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ROVER ROJO
VEN AQUI
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Sloppy, yes. better though…
Bubbas father.
Bubba got a kick out of this one…I struggled.
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I changed the shape of the glasses about 100 times. Them things are tricky. So, I got sloppy everywhere after a while…do better next time.
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I seen the Dodgers will retire a uniform number by a great ball-player whom is not in the Hall of Fame.
Personally, I have mixed feelings, as I understand the impact jersey number 34 bestowed on Los Angeles and baseball. Heck, jersey number 34 did this during my prime-time of life. I will always LOOOOVE jersey number 34.
but
What makes me unique, are my annoying comments – saying – “What-the-hey??”
I’d like to nominate another ballplayer, while we’re at it.
I also remember jersey number 34 wanting to play forever…
I have no problem with this…
Congrats Fernando!!!
You are a SUPERSTAR!!
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59 INNINGS OF BARK IN THE PARK IN 23
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Knock 3 times
On wood
if
The new short-stop can still get up
and
Change the thread…
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Ventura’d outside today…
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To whomever it Peralta’s…
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For whom the Peralta tolls…
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New shortstop
No shortstop
Whats the difference?
I just read an article stating that the Padres are outspending the Dodgers, but are they better?
Yes they are better!
Period!
They sent the dodgers PACKING
To Me!
Until we prove otherwise, through whatever righteous means nessesary – They’re better, they earned it!
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Soved that issue in one short paragraph…
Lets script an article about how Miguel Vargas and I’ve only heard him speak once…seemingly has a really vibrant and refreshing attitude. I already LOOOOOVE him and all I remember from last year was him invading Trea’s space. That was funny!
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We got no
BIG GUN
At the end of the game
No
YOUNG STUD
Who can frame a win.
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Prediction:
The Dodgers will be a weaker team at the end of the season then they are right now.
And right now, they are not as talented and as well positioned, as they were last season.
Prove me wrong!
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No baseball team will ever become a dynasty without a young, potential HoF closer…so, if they try to sell that garbage again…pass it on bye!
The chemistry of this team is within the changing stage.
If the kids don’t step up bigtime…
Friedman will be wheeling and dealing like Cal Worthington with a fresh litter of Spots doggies.
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Padding the back end of the season with reclamation projects hasn’t been all that productive.
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Neither has padding the season with the likes of Heaney’s…
Which worked out for him though…
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Friedman is going to have to announce a transition stage in the very near future…
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His vision of always being great is coming to that fork in the road
Doc will have his toughest days as a manager coming into the forefront as well.
And it will come at a time when the World rebels against change as well.
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Biden told Ukraine they were outmatched in the beginning that they needed to lay down their weapons.
Now…
I’m not doing the same on the Dodgers season…I’m telling them they aren’t ready to win it all!
The mindset has to endure…
They ain’t ready!
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I watched the players all winter on Instagrandpy…
They doing just fine…
They winning either way!
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Bringing in guys short-term with hopes of resigning them has been a waste as well.
Zero world Series rings and where are those guys now…
Sending Mookie to Drive-line only to discover he needs to get stronger…couldn’t pop’s just of had him split and stack 50 cords of wood, with an axe, a wedge and a wheelbarrow?
This is called out tinkering yourself…
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I’d counter all this by having Freddy doctor up the cookies!
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This thread has indded slowed me down
but
I think of it like Apollo 65 just seperated from the the wasted fuel cell.
We cruising now…
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The strongest skinny-man. I ever seen, got that way from digging a hole in the dirt. so deep that he had to haul heavy gold back out.
He didn’t have time to out tinker himself..
He used the tinker only to gain leverage.
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D4’s tinker has a theme song
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Bummed about Gavin. I thought he was gonna have a stellar season. I think he was ready.
He’ll recover and play well again.
Might take a while though.
In the meantime the blog needs a new administrator…job pays well too.
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FRIEDMAN IS GONNA NEED TO CHANNEL THE HALL TO FIX THIS ONE…MONTE HALL
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He needs to not only replace the bat, which was weakened from the season before, but the young legs.
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As good as Opening Day would have felt for YOUNG Gavin…
The RETURN will feel even better!
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March FIRST: Gavin Lux not our starting shortstop. Very unfortunate. I had high hopes for him, now just high.
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Do you think Crash is still filling up the tank with premium unleaded?
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Miggy blinkin’ at the ball and producing a .500 – On Basey thing’E…
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Do think the ball blinks back – like inmates, in lock-up do when you just stare at ’em?
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Can’t he bunt…and sprint to second
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While he’s at it, have him bunt from the other side and sprint to third…
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MLB locks T Mobile subscribers outta ST. I’ve been watching Nascar and comedy specials. I think this place is a “one” ghost town, now….
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I tried to watch the WBC. I couldn’t get past the fake bullshit, where players are playing for Great Brittian who’ve never resided there…or Canada. I’m so sick of made up bullshit in the name of money.
I’m done with MLB.
Screw em!
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Go Woke
Grab the Youth
This is all a bunch of me-me-me bullshit.
Teaching our kids false narratives that at some point will alienate them to the very aspect of the cause. MLB will rue the dau when these folks grow up. They won’t have any choice but to grab the attention of the youth in the future. I am proud of me…you all should be as well. The fingerpointing and blame game is ugly, it has always been an ugly trait, and will always continue to be as such!
Trash talking is just that without good-sportsmanship.
My grandmother was born in Scotland, but I wasn’t. I was born in the USA. I Looove Scotland and my grandmum…but I’m repping my birth-place. So should we all.
I’m so sick of all this crap!
Soon so will everyone else!
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The inner-cities where MLB thrives…will eventually have so many pressing issues that baseball at the upper-level will suffer. Especially, after ignoring the anti-woke cries of most everywhere else.
BE HUMBLE
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A BASEBALL IS JUST A DAMN BALL OF YARN THAT CANT BE RESSURECTED
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I DO NOT OWE MY SOUL TO BASEBALL
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OR NIKE
OR MLB
OR
ANY OF THEM
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OR THE CRASH’S
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MAYBE THE DEAD CRASH’S
I LOOOOVE THE DRUMMER
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TRIVIA TIME
IF MOTHER NATURE IS A WOMAN
AND CREATED THE EARTH
HOW COME MAPLE TREE’S DON’T WEAR APRON’S???
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TRIVIA II
WHY DONT UGLY HYENNA’S WEAT MAKE-UP?
WOULDN’T WE ALL BE WEARING MAKE-UP, WITH FALSE EYE-LASHES
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VIRGINIA SLIM USED TO EMPOLY A SLOGAN
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YOU’VE COME A LONG WAY’S BABY
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Back then a woman couldn’t get a man to by tampons…he wasn’t gonna be caught dead doin that.
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Well, Now the man is Virgina Slim.
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This ain’t proper progress America!
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I just listened to Mr. Frreman discuss why he plays for Team Canada. i can really relate to his cause here. Having lost my father and my first born. one to the same thing as his mother. I didn’t meant imly that the players wete wrong for these actions. My thoughts precede and follow these actions at a time when our country finds it highly acceptable to dislike distastefully within our own society. Just the other day, Jane Fonda hinted on national television that she was okay with the utimate sin if it fit her cause. This was done not righteosly, but too gain power through suggestion. The World Baseball Classic is theater, is all I am getting at.
I simpy said that I was tired of folks being less then honest when it means progress for them instead of us.
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I refused to walk into the doctors office with amask mandate earlier, and my steroid inhaler is being witheld until I do. I’m choosing to side with my struggles until they lift the mandate or find another solution. I can’t do mush for long in the meantime!
If the environment in question requires me to wear a COVID mask, I should be having to enter said environment. Funny though. the insurance over-ruled the lung doctor and slpit the medication on two to save money and now I only have half. Again for the third or fourth time.
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I’M GOING WITH 132 WINS THIS SEASON
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About a month ago, my daughter and her family asked if the could move into the small apt. This came afther she threw me out of her apt earlier this year, well actually she just made life so miserable I left. When she moved in here it was to avoid putting a deposit down on another dog. Plus to save money. She only has to pay the untilities to live here. A savings of $1100.00. She agreed to certain rules when she moved in. Take care of the dogs daily, (which she had to do at her apt. Help with the yardwork which they did rake some of the leaves. Help me ewhen they get home, becuase I have extra work watching their child free of charge…another big savings. And more to area to clean. She doesnt clean up after her own kid, thats my job. In the meantime she has done laundry to the point that she has the enire room full of clothes. They were in my way for over a week. She has moved all of my dishes, and sunditory items. So I have to walk around trying to find them. She has accusedme of going into the apt when she is not here. Which I have only done twice… both times because she left the doors open and the wind was banging them And another time when her child went down there and wouodnt come back up. She says she has video of me going down there. Most of my silverware is missing and nobody but ys has been in here. But even know I haven’t misplaced the stuff in the 5 years I’ve had it. Its my fault, she didnt take it. I asked to set up a schedule and even yold her I wouod do one load a day for her, but she said she was going to do at the in laws. Then she said she was cooking up here anymore that she wouod eat cold sandwiches when I tried to solve that issue. A weel later, she unlocked the back door without my knowledge and started bringing her laundry in. Then the next week adter telling me she didnt need anything from me. Used my hot-plate to start cooking down there after I told her not too. I told her not to comb her bhair over the sink she owuod plug that up. She came look for the snake to unplug it last night. but wont talk to me unless we can argue. I told her to move and she told me she had 30 days, there wasnt anything I could do. I even agreed to that and told her I wouod pay half of the utility bills as long as she moves out on the first. She tole me she was moving the 5th. She demanded that I allow her to come up and get her stuff from upstairs that I generously allowed her to store there even know I asked them to get a storage unit. Shr was told as long as she didnt cause any problems I would stop what I had planned and let her get it. She told me to get out of my kitchen, she told her son that I wasnt his grandfather and he couldnt talk to me. He started telling me to get out of my kitchen and began talking trash like her.
She has vowed revenge numurous times…
So when I say things have been rough lately. This is why!
Thus will be the final time she recieves any help from me.
She has done this more the ten times in the past.
I can’t help someone who won’t help them selves and uses excuses to mask the problem.
I’m about to put a sheet of plywood up over the door connecting us. But first I am going to ask her if she has everything. Which I have done three times.
She has cost me about $1500.00 so far since summer. I don’t have $1500. I had to stop making payments on my credit cards until I can fix this. I still make my minimum payments…but I’m falling behind quickly.
And I’m a bad guy.
The bus driver has beeen idling out front every morning with cars backed up waiting for her kid. Her kid never comes. She don’t care about anythng but herself. I told the bus driver thus morning I haven’t hear from her in 3 days. She wont respind to me unless she wants something. I told te bus driver that if he going to school I would leave the porch light on. My daughter told me she already handled it.
She has began calling me by my forst name and has instructed her son to do the same. She watches him mouth off to me and giggles.
I am eagerly awaiting MY NEW LIFE!!!!
This is why I have no new spouse…
Or a new companion…
They would have done thier best to destroy that.
I’m not done caring, but I’m done assisting them in this terrible behaivior.
This is the reason I left thier mother, so many years ago!
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As far as the Dodgers go. Folks outside of L.A. want to defeat them really bad. They have become the leagues villian, such as the way the Yankees were in my hay-days. They can’t show the swag, until they actually have it.
Short season or not!
Short season was fair, but as we have seen every year, longevity of a full season counts…
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Plus, I have been without my steroid inhaler for over a week now. I am struggling to walk past the mailbox. She just messed up my house and walked off.
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I wont let her use the washer and dryer anymore cause she will overload them and I will have to fix them, plus she will run my bill up and stick me with that too.
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She never asks, she just barges in and does whatever she wants, and if you don’t agree with it. She calls yo a nmae and starts yelling so you give in or argue with her.
She will never get another chance.
I will never trust her ever again
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When she instructed little boy to act like her…I was done.
I do this for him…
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I hope everyone is having a great day
I really do.
My 83 year old mother is helping us both.
I do my best not to be disrespectful.
UNBELIEVABLE
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Last week she cooked supper monday thru Thursday. I asked her if I could help and she told me to get away from her. She never asked me what I liked she just needed to use the kitchen. On Friday she told me I could cook a roast. I don;t like them but agreed. She threw a hunk of meat in the sink full of water and went to work. but when I asked what the plan was she just pointed to the hunk of meat. I cooked it for them. even timed it for when the came home. Only they never came home. I was pissed. That was alot of work. She took the roast the next morning but left me the dishes. I didn’t eat any of it. I knew better then to let her in here…so essentially it’s my fault. Again! Again-again-again.
NoMore!
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She uses my love for her son – against me…
I either put up with her crap
or
She takes him away.
and
Tells him not to talk to me…
but
Keeps crawling back, by sending him first.
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He’s already a strong kid…
I’m not putting up his new mindset.
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I try to read with him because he has speech issues from her lack of parenting. She says its attention disorder…which it is, she teaches it to him. I noticed that he really likes my golf clubs…he don’t like baseball like he likes golf. So I took him. He had a great time. They don’t care. She is pregnant with another one too.
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Top Golf cost me $88.
I had a sandwich and a cola.
I don’t mind the money, he had a blast.
But she doesn’t appreciate me
She is entitled by way of the throne…
I’m always the bad parent.
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The only reason I agreed to help her this time
Was to teach her better organization skills. so that life will be easier for her.
And see my grandson everyday…he’s a great kid until she shows up.
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I’m going to lock my house up so they can no longer just barge in..
then
Go get some whisky
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It’s cost me more money for her to live her – then its cost her to live here.
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THEY MAKE 4O DOLLARS EVERY HOUR THEY GO TO WORK, BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM
I SURVIVE ON 2 DOLLARS AN HOUR, USING MY INSURANCE I PAYED INTO WHILE I WAS WORKING.
40 PLUS YEARS OF THIS DYSFUNCTION IS ENOUGH.
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D 4 I agree. Cut bait. The kid will seek you out. and Happy St Patricks day to all. and if you have that whiskey its a wonderful day to add to your coffee. Kerhaw pitched yesterdaay, Two HR bombs he threw, so what is new? less than two weeks till opening Night! (that is a first!)
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They are teaching the kid to employ thier ugly habits. I ve asked them to pick up the dog poop in the yard but they are ignoring me. They even played soccer in the front yard to piss me off. I politely walked out to ask them to clean it up. And the kid yelled DONT TALK TO ME YOU ARENT MY FA-FA.
I need to break the bad chain of events that continues to add distasteful links…
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I didn’t teach my kids this…
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But it’s a glimpse into the future…
and
It’s not a good thing for anyone!
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My daughter whom I had stopped conversing with begged me to allow her to reside with me and asked me to beg someone else to help both of us. Was told if she moved out on the first, she was good to go and all paid up on the utilities that she agreed to pay. And that was with a 50% break that I agreed to pick up, as long as she was out on that date. She then asked for me to bump that up until the 5th. Now, she says the 15th. I said, well then you will have to pay more in the way of utilities. She said no, evict me! I will call the cops! I have 30 days by law.
Since moving in here. They have purchased a new Ram truck, well it was used, but has payments like a brand new one…So now, I have a truck payment on a truck, I dont own or drive.
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I’m on SSDI. I’m poor. I’n suppused to be putting money in a kitty jar.
They make $25 and $18 respectively and work lots of hours.
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They refused to pick up after the dogs remember…Well, the other day I seen the dogs out in the street and alerted them…(The dogs arent messing with me, well the youg dog does, but I stopped conversing with him too. I cant catch him and he knows this.) So they finally picked up the yard. Its getting warm, as in above freezing. Its two big dogs and a small yard.
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A couple of weeks ago while stretching from side to side. I heard and felt a snap in the front and another one just after that in the back of my knee. My knee rolls and makes sounds at night and hurts like nobody’s business. I sat in my Lazy Boy and fom it resting right on that spot. It hurt again like nobody’s business. I don’t need more crap right now.
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Its either arthritis
or
A torn meniscus
I believe…cant be air bubbles in there this much, can it.
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I’m doing my best Koufax
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I hit my little office trash-can 300 yards with my 60 degree wedge the other day…
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Didn’t even yell FORE
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I carry two cans in my office – We’ve pulled another one out,
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I bought JAMESON
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I drank some and painted me a UK USA Birmingham last night.
https://www.instagram.com/paintonsketches/
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Everyday is a new participation trophy…
She’s assigning her own awards now…
Win
Win
Win
Win
Win
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The only requirment for this ride is $325
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I have no clue when Opening Day is….
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I NEED PRAYERS, PLEASE
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About a day or two before Gavin tore his ACL, I heard and/or I felt two pops in my knee. One on the inner knee and another right afterwards on the other side backish part. I was hoping it wasjust an air bubble as the pain wasn’t too bad. Yesterday, after doing mega chores the day before. I had trouble putting weight on it. So I’m headed to the Dr., as soon as I can.
That’s the good news/
The prayers go out to my much younger brother, who had a surgical biospy taken and found out he has cancer throughout his body. I suspect it is Melanoma – as he has had this before and they took it out. He is the same age as my father was when he had this. All of his kids have yet to reach high school. I haven’t talked to him in a long time, but I love him and my heart is hurting.
This is going to be my and my family’s toughest year on record.
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Sinderfellow looked a lot like a right handed Haney last night. I fell asleep as it was the first night trying to stay up past dark. Plus, there was no Orel and no Joe and they are still the best duo. Furthermore, the game went too fucking fast!
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REST IN PEACE
CRASH
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Prayers sent to you and your family D4, family is tough stuff. I guess this BLOG is dead for Baseball. It is Opening Day and there are games being played right Now (giants/yankees in NY, classic), but not peep here about our Dodgers. Still says “gavin Lux our new SS” geez get with the current times. So a whole legacy is gone from the days of Inside the Dodgers crowd, to Outside the Dodgers, Dem bums and so on to this day. I signed up and got in to the “Dodgers Tailgate”, so that is probably where I will be. Be nice to here from anybody else on the legacy trail I mentioned, and where they are commenting on Dodgers? The team is looking good, new talent coming up, with Kershaw still on the mound. It was a privilege to share with all , even though it is dwindled down to two at this moment. Thanks Crash for all you did. I trust you are well.
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MLB locked me out of everything buy my phone…I’ve been imitating Tommy for 3 hours…They tried to hang up and call me back in 2 hours. I told them no. Let’s chat, you have time to get a snack and some water.
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New RED BABY
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Thanks koufax…shortly after hearing about my little brother, I seen that a cousins, son and his wife were having a baby. One leaves us and another arrives.
Thats life
(My brother has provided well for his family and his wife is an educated lady with a degree in something or another.) They will make the best of it.
My daughter is also expecting…but that’s another subject all together as you already know.
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I ain’t going nowhere else…
Julio is being impatient.
He surrendered up a run.
Vesia is a big key.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqX6D3ju4kr/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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This Snake on the mound has good control, a good quick curve and a blazing fastball up in the zone.
Took Mook out of his IE’S twice/
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I’mma continue painting on Instagram
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BIG WILLY TREE TRUNKS
BOYS THIGHS LOOK LIKE OAK TREES
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I’m down to 8 ounces of warm beer…and my truck battery is dead.
I have Jameson though.
And a new charger.
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I Googled Dodgers Tailgate…
I didnt see any comments made by anyone…
You’ll fit right in koufax
None will like your comments over there.
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Julio settled down
Outman perservered
All in all they did well
Someone hug Mr. Rojas, he looked lonely before the game.
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I watched what I could on my phone…the game went so fast, I didn’t have time to say
Screw it!
I spent about 3 hours talking to MLB personell yesterday about my active subscription that they cant activate. They said they understood, then told me to do the same things over and over and over.
Then without solving the issue, they tried to hang-up and call back in a couple of hours. Only I told them I still had things to say. I told them to go get some snacks and plenty of water. And kindly aske them to patch me through to Joe Torre that he gave me a tip on a horse that wasx running from Gulfstream Park to Santa Anita last season and the horse still hasn’t arrived at the finish line. Rumor has it he was 24 legs up on the nearest compition though. I don’t think they are allowe to just hang up cause he kept asking for permission and I kept saying I understand try this.
I’m calling them agin in just a minute so maybe I can speed wat h another few innings tonight.
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What we didn’t see last night was a stressed bully. And how they will react to the moment in question.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CqX4rD7rmpC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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I finally just drew a piece of the evening, as I listened more then I viewed.
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So – uh what’s you say Trinidad?
Shall we see how low this thing can go…
Play-a-little
LIMBO BALL!!!
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CqdwpuOvwX8/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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Tied for first place…
With the entire division
Grove is on the mound
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Plain and simple
This years Dodger team, as a collective group…
Well, they’re lacking.
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I like what Mookie said…Not sure I remember it all. something about him just doing the thingd he does, that the people around him are capable talent as well. I like jus about eveything I see Mookie do. Don’t chase dem balls on the corners.
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Thems the rally killers
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Sindergaard, or Noah…
One of them should protective.
The relievers, usually don’t get better each season…they struggle more and more…
Prove us wrong.
If Kershaw is in the front of the rotation
3 people need to pitch in Kersh-ess- best-ess fashion.
Barney getting pissed should be a red flag.
Outman has a piercing stare, it’s like his eyeballs have big muscles.
Hershiser needs to go full-time again…
He looks like the worlds greatest participation trophy
He’s the best we have in the booth.
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What’s next month
Are they gonna use Deiters organ as a participation trophy
.
And handmandling the pipes, today will be none other then Howie Mandell…
.
It doesnt make any sense, see…
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I know they say different strokes for different folks…
Maybe they can add a cousin Eddie drum.
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The pitch clock is going to help the hitters inprove and the pitching suffer.
Hitters will learn a routine easier then pitchers.
The impact of a rushed hurler will be paramount to the impact of a rushed hitter.
Meaning when struggling, the hitter stays in tempo.
The hurler does not.
He is looking to break the tempo and regroup.
Evolution sides with the hitters.
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Injuries will increase as well.
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Better add some extra participation hurlers…
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Is ther a
SindergaardLoversloose available out there…someswhere’s?LikeLike
Sin-der-gaard
vs
Love-rs-loose
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I seen Sindergaard with his hair in a bun, and began to wonder if he was Pebbles or BamBam.
After watching him pitch…he should just cut it all off and become
Sleek Wolf
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I think he could pull it off
Home and away.
Sincerely the available cheese wheel
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It was Ethiers birthday the other day.
I seen a pict of him on a boat.
He’s starting to look better then Utley.
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How about a studio for Bulldog at home…
He can have folks show up and drink grape juice and snack on carob (whoopers) and stuff.
Like Paul Hershiser Harvey – Good Evening
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I can hear Davis now…
Bulldog are you eating breakfast
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Shhhhh…
Dana is out of town.
.
whoops – say hello to her for me.
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She just sent me a text saying she wasnt near a television. So, I poured a bowl of travel pack sized Cocoa Puffs.
They’re good and the look like rainy game baseballs.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq76KxBrOd-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Imma try and paint Orel as….
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Muncy took a good first pitch the other night and I thought – if he didnt like that one. I wonder what he does like? I woke up and heard he cracked two homers, then seen that he tagged them
like a hot-iron on a lost doggie
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq8FJaDIH25/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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I do believe THOR has a bit of Haney’itis, Mr. Douglas
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https://www.instagram.com/mookiebetts/
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I’ve watched 1 game so far this season. I have them all on at the beginning. The one I stayed up for, they didn’t win. I have this one on…and as I was postng this – BOOM
2-1 Mets
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I took Koufax’s advice and put wiskey in my belly, then took a sip of black coffee, three times.
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Kids moved…my brother’s going through chemo.
Pretty sure I tore something in my knee…
I’m still walking gingerly though…
Mookie at short is a great idea!
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I’m on day 4 of a diet…so I had 3 baby shots for breakfast.
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I think I figured out how to draw and paint…but my mind isn’t able to focus well enough to put it all together quickly. YET
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